Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:17 pm**

I went to a zoo but it didn't have many animals, in fact it only had one dog...

it was a Shih Tzu [shit-zoo]

ah the quality of humour on Radio 4!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006r9yq

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:19 pm**

Where Keith found that joke

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:21 pm**

i was just going to say Posh !!

It's YEAR'S since i heard that gag ! I just knew you'd get chance to roll it out again Keith at some point !!!

Russ Abbott, 1974

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:22 pm**

christ keith, you mst be bored :lol:

whats 20 feet long and smells of wee :?:

the queue at netto :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:18 am**

What do you call a fit bird with two tw@ts?

N dubz

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:35 am**

Or the variant:

What do you call a dog with two dicks?

N Dubz

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:14 pm**

http://www.sickipedia.org/

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:41 pm**

What do you call a bloke with no ankles??

Tony :oops:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:03 pm**

What is the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth?

Einsteins cock

Thats me banned then :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:20 pm**

Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:23 pm**

Seasider9601 wrote:Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

Your avitar looks like you just told that joke to Sammy! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:27 pm**

why do the elephants have big ears :?:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:29 pm**

Keith wrote:
Seasider9601 wrote:Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

Your avitar looks like you just told that joke to Sammy!

Very good Keith !

I presumed that picture was taken when maybe Les had boffed in the dugout ! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:31 pm**

mrpotatohead wrote:why do the elephants have big ears

I can kind of recall this one from my childhood, but it's gone ......

Go on. Enlighten us 'ar kid

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:45 pm**

to waft there testicles

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:48 pm**

MancShrimp wrote:What do you call a bloke with no ankles??

Tony

It might be the several pints of "Dizzy" but this blew my skirt up.

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:53 pm**

What is Elvis Presley's favourite chair ?

A rocking chair. :roll:

(Courtesy of a Viz annual !!)

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:02 pm**

Seasider9601 wrote:
mrpotatohead wrote:why do the elephants have big ears

I can kind of recall this one from my childhood, but it's gone ......

Go on. Enlighten us 'ar kid

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:15 pm**

thats the one keith, but.........

WHATS RED AND INVISIBLE :?:

(not a liverpool joke)

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:19 pm**

Where do all the spiders live??

Crawley :roll:

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:47 pm**

What's Big Red and eats Rocks?...........

A Big Red Rock Eater

Posted: **Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:49 pm**

2 men on a desert island 1 turns to the other and says, I see Morecambe lost again.
The other turns to him and says 'how do you know that'
"Well its Saturday" says the 1st one.