Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:02 pm**

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:12 pm**

I am the agent for my 5 week old son.
If Morecambe are interested
his skills are dribbling and breast feeding.

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:31 pm**

halftimeresults wrote:I am the agent for my 5 week old son.
If Morecambe are interested
his skills are dribbling and breast feeding.

Does he play / breast feed on the left or the right Hodgie though ?

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:38 pm**

He is better on the left, he gets lost on the right and it all goes a bit flat

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:49 pm**

halftimeresults wrote:He is better on the left, he gets lost on the right and it all goes a bit flat

I'd heard he was a bit nippy down the flank

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:58 pm**

Deal off

I told him Morecambe were interested and he has now spat his dummy out :cry:

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:54 pm**

I think that's a nappy rash decision.

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:26 pm**

rusky business that football for toddlers

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:08 pm**

Don't milk it

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:42 pm**

Don't poo poo the thought of him playing for Morecambe - i mean, sure, there'll no doubt be teething troubles

Posted: **Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:47 pm**

marky No.1 wrote:Don't milk it

Who rattled your baby cage? :lol:

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:27 am**

That deal was always going to go tits up.

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:29 am**

I think it was a case of him not having the bottle.

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:12 am**

Cobblers

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:08 pm**

Curly wrote:
marky No.1 wrote:Don't milk it

Who rattled your baby cage?

Ernie and he drove the fastest ..................... :oops:

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:21 pm**

I think it was a wind up...

o/t Chelsea Sign 11 Year Old "Wonderkid" From Northampton