Shrimpsvoices

I see Australia's swimming team has managed to evade the drug testers again.
We've got the best masking drugs around.

When I became an Oz citizen they asked me if I had acriminal record.
I said "Do you still need 1 then?".

No sense of humour.

Going through immigration at Sydney airport a few years ago I got spotted by an over zealous bod who wanted to know why my T-shirt said 'Happiness is an Exit only Visa!'.
He couldn't see the bottom two words, 'Saudi Arabia'!

Aspers wrote:When I became an Oz citizen they asked me if I had acriminal record.
I said "Do you still need 1 then?".

No sense of humour.

"A pint, why that's very nearly an armful!"