Sunday's headlines

[Posh]

The Southend win
Shrimpers net shrimps

The boring 0-0 draw
Shrimpers fail to net shrimps / Shrimps avoid the Shrimpers net

The big Morecambe win
Shrimps fill Shrimpers net

Any obvious ones I've missed?

[Keith]

Any obvious ones I've missed?

On the BBC: Shrimpers meet the Shrimpers

The Southend win
Shrimpers pot shrimps

[marky No.1]

Sammy the Shrimp meets Sammys Shrimps in the North v South seafood derby. Fleming mussels in and nets a hat trick

[bigreddog]

what about:

Fishy penalty decision condemns shrimps to another defeat at the hands of the shrimpers

[heysham_mfc]

Shrimpers defeat Shrimpers

[steve mfc]

Shrimps sink the Shrimpers.

[CASS]

Sammy the Shrimp meets Sammys Shrimps in the North v South seafood derby. Fleming mussels in and nets a hat trick

at their Plaice.