Shrimpsvoices

..... sodding Tom Jones mentions in EVERY sodding interview that he EVER does that he knew Elvis, I wouldn't be having to work for a living ! God, it annoys me !!!!!!!!

If I had a pound for every time i hear somebody say " If I had a pound for every time....."

If I had a pound for every time Keith said he has been to Wycombe every time we have played them

Ooh good a rant thread...

I had a pound for every everytime i've wanted to punch either Eamonn Holmes or Alan Green...

if I had a pound, every time I had a pound....oh hang on...

If I had a pound for every time Christies Child wrote 'loose' instead of 'lose' I would be 23 stone 4 pounds.

If I had a pound for every time someone said 'must of' instead of 'must have' I would of retired by now.

nice one shrimper!

shrimper wrote:If I had a pound for every time someone said 'must of' instead of 'must have' I would of retired by now.

...and if I had a pound for every time someone spelt 'definately' correctly, I would definitely only have a quid.

If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

durhamshrimp wrote:If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

If I only had a pound for every time we have scored this season i'd be skint

Peter wrote:

durhamshrimp wrote:If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

Make that 4 you cxxt

halftimeresults wrote:

Peter wrote:

durhamshrimp wrote:If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

Make that 4 you cxxt

Who is the Daddy?

If i got a pound every time Roche saved us.......................I would have more money in a game than the average Man City player earns a year

Opinionated wrote:If I had a pound for every time Keith said he has been to Wycombe every time we have played them

you'd have enough for that pint I owe you! Now mentioning being in Aldershot when Drummie scored that screamer then on the following Tuesday being one of about 25 who saw Gary Hunter's goal of the season three days later you'd be much richer (although that one doesn't work as well now that MarkS isn't reading the forum! )

Peter wrote:
If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

I don't think they are just talking about this week...

Peter wrote:

durhamshrimp wrote:If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

How much would you have made in the next hour?

Peter wrote:

durhamshrimp wrote:If I knew Elvis I'd probably go on about it.

If I had a pound for everytime you called me a cxxt I'd have 3 pounds

Is it really only 3 times? I must be becoming more tolerant.

durhamshrimp wrote:I must be becoming more tolerant.

It's good for you, and I'm very grateful.

...people say "at this moment in time.."
Tick-tock, and now it's passed!

"How are you today?"......"Good thanks".
Wtf does good mean? Good is a mediocre word, and it means nowt, a bit like nice.

Any part of conversation with "...Guy's..." in it.
So dumbed down.

"...That's cool".
What does that mean?
Why not say "...tepid" or "...luke-warm"?
If you did it wouldn't be 'Cool' would it!?

Peter wrote:...people say "at this moment in time.."
Tick-tock, and now it's passed!

"How are you today?"......"Good thanks".
Wtf does good mean? Good is a mediocre word, and it means nowt, a bit like nice.

Any part of conversation with "...Guy's..." in it.
So dumbed down.

"...That's cool".
What does that mean?
Why not say "...tepid" or "...luke-warm"?
If you did it wouldn't be 'Cool' would it!?

Oh well if we're moving the subject in to phrases...

Any variation on the misuse of 'unique' such as "it's very unique", guaranteed to leave me 110% wound up!

Here's one for people who serve in bars or shops.

Next time anyone (usually students brought up on a diet of MTV) says: "Errrm, yeah, can I get a Magners/large latte/brie and grape baguette please?"..

..just say: "No sorry."

Then when they say: "Oh, why not?"

say: "because only staff are allowed behind the bar/counter."

Then, as they try to work out what the fuppin heck you're on about, interject with: "You can have one, with pleasure, but I'll have to get it for you."

Keith wrote:
Oh well if we're moving the subject in to phrases...

Any variation on the misuse of 'unique' such as "it's very unique", guaranteed to leave me 110% wound up!

I wish I had a pound for everytime I heard people say "at this moment in time..."
Tick-tock, it's passed and in the past!

I wish I had a pound for everytime I heard someone ask "How are you today?" and to get the reply......"Good thanks".
Wtf does good mean? Good is a mediocre word, and it means nowt, a bit like nice.

I wish I had a pound for everytime I heard any part of conversation with "...Guy's..." in it.
So dumbed down.

I wish I had a pound for evertime I heard someone say "...That's cool".
What does that mean?
Why not say "...tepid" or "...luke-warm"?
If you did it wouldn't be 'Cool' would it!?

Back on topic now Keith

Keith wrote:Any variation on the misuse of 'unique' such as "it's very unique", guaranteed to leave me 110% wound up!

If anything winds me up, it's when something is measured by a percentage greater than 100! Excuse me, but isn't that just illogical?

"Ooh we really like that one, we shall be back when we win the lottery (laugh laugh)"