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o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:19 am
by marky No.1
It's reported he's been busy elsewhere. It's difficult having all these temptations thrown in front of them












But most of us manage to say NO! :lol: :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:32 am
by scar
But most of us also have a damn sight more intelligence than Rooney, who, lets face it, makes Wile E Koyote appear bright!

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:27 am
by Squaddie_Shrimp
scar wrote:But most of us also have a damn sight more intelligence than Rooney, who, lets face it, makes Wile E Koyote appear bright!

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Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:02 pm
by Morectalk
Rooney is a plank - he even paid £1200.00 for it !! :oops:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:18 pm
by George Dawes
Morectalk wrote:Rooney is a plank - he even paid £1200.00 for it !! :oops:



with the understanding she was high class and the trick-arse wouldn't grass on him :oops: :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:32 pm
by marky No.1
Morectalk wrote:Rooney is a plank - he even paid £1200.00 for it !! :oops:


Yeah but that is about 12p to the rest of us in comparison, probably be thankful for it as well :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:54 pm
by trojan
From her story in the paper HE DIDN'T SPEND MUCH TIME IN THE BOX WITH HER NEITHER.

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:13 pm
by marky No.1
It appears "juicy Jenny" has been with 13 other top players. A whole team will be twitching at the moment. Watch out for the tell tale signs on the pitch tonight. Just ignore Cole, Terry, Crouch and Rooney :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:04 pm
by Opinionated
He's just scored on the pitch. JT did the same thing (at Burnley) after news of his affair came out.

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:07 pm
by MORECAMBE_RULE
Wayne Rooney's been told to take a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to cheer him up.

Wayne Rooney's been arrested for shoplifting a packet of Cherry Bakewells. He explained to police that he'd promised Coleen never to pay for another tart again.

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:50 pm
by Suffolk Shrimp
There must be hundreds of women making themselves available to footballers every day and Rooney has to pay for it .................. that says it all really!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:35 am
by George Dawes
for all we know, it might not be true yet :? :roll:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:30 pm
by scar
To give the hooker some credit, she actually charged Rooney more than agreed for.... to quote her own words..... 'Ugly tax' :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:18 pm
by HALMA 1983
What Rooney does is his own business and regardless of his celebrity status, nobody deserves to have their private life violated by the gutter press.
It makes it all more laughable when the very people who are being so judgemental have often done the same without any conscience and that's ok
Nobodys perfect and goes for all of us!

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:21 pm
by shrimpnsave
:D :D have ye got a BEE under your bonnet???????

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:24 pm
by HALMA 1983
shrimpnsave wrote::D :D have ye got a BEE under your bonnet???????

No but i've got 2 nights off finally and 3 pints inside me :lol:

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:31 pm
by stevanshrimp
OLDHAMADE wrote:What Rooney does is his own business and regardless of his celebrity status, nobody deserves to have their private life violated by the gutter press.


Tell that to Nike and CoKe...I am sure they will be watching very closely.

...and what about poor Coleen xx

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:35 pm
by HALMA 1983
stevanshrimp wrote:
OLDHAMADE wrote:What Rooney does is his own business and regardless of his celebrity status, nobody deserves to have their private life violated by the gutter press.


Tell that to Nike and CoKe...I am sure they will be watching very closely.

...and what about poor Coleen xx


Yes i'm aware of the damage it has done to his family but the press only add fuel to the fire, look at coles wife it's nearly destroyed her and all for selling bloody papers

Re: o/t Rooney Was Scoring After All

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:46 pm
by stevanshrimp
OLDHAMADE wrote:Yes i'm aware of the damage it has done to his family but the press only add fuel to the fire, look at coles wife it's nearly destroyed her and all for selling bloody papers


Oh yeah, thats right! New Bloke, press on her side and new life without a Dickhead. :?