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A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

Robert Earnshaw

PUNKISDEAD wrote:A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

What? The pipework?

Posts like that drive me round the bend!

Freez wrote:Posts like that drive me round the bend!

I could have sworn I saw Freez going round the same bend as myself...but in the opposite direction.

http://www.thevisitor.co.uk/morecambe-sport/Argyle-flyer-in-talks-with.4471649.jp

Could be this lad.

here he is

http://www.pafc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Pr ... 85,00.html

a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc

maybe this is another trialist

Afro Carribean? Is he an albino like that guy off Big Brother?

This kid looks like just what we need though. Hope he can come and do a job for us. Bit harsh on Wayne though if he loses his place

Mark S wrote:

PUNKISDEAD wrote:A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

What? The pipework?

Another security Leak

Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!

Ego Tripping wrote:here he is

http://www.pafc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Pr ... 85,00.html

Also here: http://www.pafc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10364~1387452,00.html and on our site at http://www.morecambefc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10866~1387604,00.html

a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc

maybe this is another trialist

Or the same lad wearing a disguise?

Number 1 wrote:Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!

what does this post mean exactly

Neil G wrote:

Number 1 wrote:Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!

what does this post mean exactly

Shall I spell it out?

This kid looks like just what we need though. Hope he can come and do a job for us. Bit harsh on Wayne though if he loses his place [/quote]

Agree about WC, but Sammy obviously feels we need a bit of pace on the left.

No such thing as sentiment in football...likewise in business!

Having said that WC is probably the most improved player commitment wise to date. His work ethic is tremendous.

Christies Child wrote:This kid looks like just what we need though. Hope he can come and do a job for us. Bit harsh on Wayne though if he loses his place

Agree about WC, but Sammy obviously feels we need a bit of pace on the left.

No such thing as sentiment in football...likewise in business!

Having said that WC is probably the most improved player commitment wise to date. His work ethic is tremendous.[/quote]

As I saw it, Wayne played from the right on Saturday. What makes you think the left winger won't be taking Wainwright's place?

Because Wainwright is tens times the player Curtis is? According to Shrimper, he only played on the right as Roche's kicks tend to get out left and his head needed protecting. The team is desperately devoid of pace and the new lad should provide that. If you don't have a lot of pace the, as a winger, you need plenty of skill. Wainwright lacks a little pace, but has the skill. Curtis has neither. Let's not forget if we'd been able to get a winger in before the season started, Curtis probably wouldn't have been closer than the bench. Circumstances have dictated otherwise, but we still need someone more naturally suited to that position.

Number 1 wrote:

Neil G wrote:

Number 1 wrote:Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!

what does this post mean exactly

Shall I spell it out?

Yes, spell out exactly what it means, I don't get it

Ok. Original post: A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

Read the above carefully.

Then my post:

Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!!

Any clearer?

The fact you have to explain it doesn't mean it gets any better.

Number 1 wrote:Ok. Original post: A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

Read the above carefully.

Then my post:

Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!!

Any clearer?

No not really, I read the above very carefully and there is no mention of fried chicken or kebab making anywhere in the original post. I loved the plumbing jokes though, not too cryptic, just quick and inventive humour

Neil G wrote:

Number 1 wrote:Ok. Original post: A friend of mine was doing a plumbing job at a local hotel today, a young man of afro carribean / mixed race looking origin was booking in and said he was here on trial for mfc, i do not know who the player is, but the person with the info is a nice honest bloke so it will be straight!!

Read the above carefully.

Then my post:

Next time I pass Morecambe Fried Chicken, I'll have a look for this new triallist. At the end of the day, if his kebab making isn't up to scratch, he'll be out!!

Any clearer?

No not really, I read the above very carefully and there is no mention of fried chicken or kebab making anywhere in the original post. I loved the plumbing jokes though, not too cryptic, just quick and inventive humour

We have plumbed to new depths with this thread methinks!

As long as it doesn't degenerate into lavatory humour!

Number 1 wrote:As long as it doesn't degenerate into lavatory humour!

at least your name isn't number 2!

Number 1 wrote:As long as it doesn't degenerate into lavatory humour!

I suggest we flush it away before it's too late

Just hope he isnt a Bog Standard left winger.