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...is on ITV tonight.
I see that Alastair Campbell has been 'selected' again. I hope Boris is playing, and gets in a couple of friendly tackles .

Sorry CC

It's turning in to a war of attrition! Two players & a referee off injured in the first twenty minutes!

Shearer & Sheringham still a great partnership!

French bloke from the Sex in the City film has just scored past Seamen with a cracking lob in to the top corner!

Keith wrote:French bloke from the Sex in the City film has just scored past Seamen with a cracking lob in to the top corner!

Which prompted the commentators to ask the not unreasonable question - 'what would be better, scoring at Wembley or having a shower with Kim Catterall!?'

That would be a toughy! - He's certainly a lucky man to have done both.

He also said of Craig David just after he beat Jaap Stam to a ball shoulder to shoulder

".....showing he can play a bit as well................ and good for the showers afterwards"

Dazzer wrote:'what would be better, scoring at Wembley or having a shower with Kim Catterall!?'

That would be a toughy! - He's certainly a lucky man to have done both.

Both would be amazing...

Either would be nice...

Keith wrote:

Dazzer wrote:'what would be better, scoring at Wembley or having a shower with Kim Catterall!?'

That would be a toughy! - He's certainly a lucky man to have done both.

Both would be amazing...

Either would be nice...

This is still the best Keith...rooted out an old bookmark from last season's "Chatroom" goings on. Radio Lancashire eat your freakin Heart out.

[EDIT Keith: You might as well have a larger image!]

Considering the event was all about Aid and Childens Charities I thought the regular sexual innuendo were completely out of order, childish and boring.

Morning Peter, up early/bed late?.

Or practising to be on Aussie time.

Peter wrote:...is on ITV tonight.
I see that Alastair Campbell has been 'selected' again. I hope Boris is playing, and gets in a couple of friendly tackles .

Sorry CC

Would love to see Boris carried off injured. In fact it doesn't have to be him, any Tory in pain is a lovely sight.

Keith wrote:

Dazzer wrote:'what would be better, scoring at Wembley or having a shower with Kim Catterall!?'

That would be a toughy! - He's certainly a lucky man to have done both.

Both would be amazing...

Either would be nice...

My God, Keith! I thought for a minute you were trying to come up with a lookalike!

Anyway, back to Dazzer's question.... The best thing would be, of course, scoring with Kim Cattrall in the shower at Wembley!!!

Please stop it - looking at that picture is getting me all excited and aroused!



(The blonde does nowt for me, though.)

durhamshrimp wrote:

Peter wrote:...is on ITV tonight.
I see that Alastair Campbell has been 'selected' again. I hope Boris is playing, and gets in a couple of friendly tackles .

Sorry CC

Would love to see Boris carried off injured. In fact it doesn't have to be him, any Tory in pain is a lovely sight.

You must be happy then because most of the country is in pain, including Tories

I know I agree

And if it's bad now, just think how much worse it'll get when they get in

durhamshrimp wrote:I know I agree

And if it's bad now, just think how much worse it'll get when they get in

Which must now be almost a dead cert - unless the whole shadow cabinet are photographed in an orgy smoking cannabis - their home and dry.

slackAlice wrote:

durhamshrimp wrote:I know I agree

And if it's bad now, just think how much worse it'll get when they get in

Which must now be almost a dead cert - unless the whole shadow cabinet are photographed in an orgy smoking cannabis - their home and dry.

That would get my vote to be honest.