Shrimpsvoices

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_p ... 611973.stm
Many years ago,I got drunk at the Kings and ended up riding a Hippo

Blimey, she's not still going in there is she?

No, she married a wickes manager from chorley called Andy

halftimeresults wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10611973.stm
Many years ago,I got drunk at the Kings and ended up riding a Hippo

If ya go in the kings or a few other pubs for that matter and shout out "hey fatso" I will guarantee at least half the clientelle will turn round thinking they've pulled!

marky No.1 wrote:

halftimeresults wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10611973.stm
Many years ago,I got drunk at the Kings and ended up riding a Hippo

If ya go in the kings or a few other pubs for that matter and shout out "hey fatso" I will guarantee at least half the clientelle will turn round thinking they've pulled!

How do you get a fat bird into bed?



piece of cake

halftimeresults wrote:How do you get a fat bird into bed?



piece of cake

Yeah that's the expensive way .Why not just tuck her in before you go out and see your girlfriend?

I was in Tassie Once and my Father in law and I got well oiled at the Casino in Hobart.
Leaving about 3.00am I was about $850.00 up.
Went to the roulette table and put the lot on 19.
Number 19 duly came up and we staggered out of there with thousands.
The reasoning behind this is sometimes when your drunk you can get stupid/ stupidly unlucky/ stupidly lucky.
Did I tell you about the time I touched Sam Fox's tits in Stringfellows.