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Why is it always a surprise when your stapler runs out of staples?

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

haha you've been watching too much Dave TV

Frobi wrote:

The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

haha you've been watching too much Dave TV

It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

The Fury wrote:

Frobi wrote:

The Fury wrote:Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

haha you've been watching too much Dave TV

It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

that would be channel 4 then

heysham_mfc wrote:

The Fury wrote:

Frobi wrote:
haha you've been watching too much Dave TV

It's true. I should have picked a line from a channel no-one is likely to watch, something obscure, awful and out of the mainstream. ITV's comedy hour would have been perfect.

that would be channel 4 then

Or something from the game last Sunday.

Motsun and Lorrie we're so bad they were funny!

Billy Bremner and I were wetting ourselves at the blatant, and often, incredibly wrong comments they were making.

Pure comedy genius, but at the same time infuriating

if walls have ears, who has all the ice cream.

Loyalsupporter wrote:if walls have ears, who has all the ice cream.

Lyons of Judea?

They Nestle'd it between some rocks, saving it, for some Treats.