"England Could Do With Eric Morecambe To Raise Spirits"

[marky No.1]

"Oh for an Eric Morecambe to break the dressing-room tension and raise some smiles. He could come in, jiggle Fabio Capello's glasses, give the players a trademark 'ho-ho' and catch an invisible ball in a paper bag. Job done.

What's more, on hearing the siren wail of the riot van rushing to disperse the furious England fans, Eric would stick his head out of the window and observe: "He's not going to sell many ice creams if he's going that fast, Fabio.""


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