Bribie Island

[Aspers]

Looks lovely from my balcony.

I'll take a photo for you, might cheer you up.

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[Bare bum]

When I read your thread title, I thought "Bribie Island" was a euphemism for where you were suggesting we should take the officials or the Dagenham team or both on Thursday.

You can take me to "Bribie Island" anytime you like Aspers and I won't tell a soul