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I haven't been this excited since I was dancing with Samantha Fox in Stringfellows.
All you could hear from the dance floor was
"ere get your hands off me tits"

She just wouldn't leave my tits alone

Didn't think you was quite ms foxes type unless you have had secret alterations.

It was back in the day before she dined at the Y

The untold story...

Our hero tried it on...
Sammy gave him the brush off...
Unused to such a response, Aspers said "what! are you a bloody lesbian?"
Sam Fox said "well after meeting you, I might give it a try"

And the rest is tabloid history...

For our younger viewers, here's Sam almost in all her glory!

Phwooaaaarrr!!! Neeeeyah, ha ha yha, yack yack yack!