O/T Anybody who plays a bit of Golf.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:58 pmIt was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the
first Hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my
pre-shot routine, Visualizing my upcoming shot when a
piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to
the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was
still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the man
on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's
tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once
more, the man yelled, "Would the man on the
woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted
back, "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly
keep quiet and let me play my second shot."
first Hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my
pre-shot routine, Visualizing my upcoming shot when a
piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to
the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was
still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the man
on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's
tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once
more, the man yelled, "Would the man on the
woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted
back, "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly
keep quiet and let me play my second shot."
