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Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:42 am
by Tammy_VIP

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:58 am
by Burnley Shrimp
Tammy_VIP wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro

This is funny as you like :lol: :lol:


:lol: They have some real comedy stars (unintentional) as Sky Sports commentators. Dean Windass cracks me up! Every time he comes on I have to imitate him in some sort of oafish/Yarkshire ramble. I don't know what it is I just can't help it.

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:42 am
by Harry
Had a good titter playing the Jeff Stelling drinking game yesterday

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:16 pm
by bigreddog
Harry wrote:Had a good titter playing the Jeff Stelling drinking game yesterday


I'm intrigued. what is it and how do we do it.

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:40 pm
by ezz
every time he says a word like goal you have to drink, different outcomes for different words

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:15 pm
by Harry
Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
- Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
- Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
- Anytime anyone mentions United missing Ronaldo or Tevez:- 1 shot of Portuguese / Argie Firewater.
- Any talk of Man City 'buying the title':- down your beer.

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:20 pm
by Castaway
Dean Windass cracks me up!


Me too.
He reminds me of a big sealion.

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:32 pm
by Burnley Shrimp
Castaway wrote:
Dean Windass cracks me up!


Me too.
He reminds me of a big sealion.


Yes, me too. I'd like to throw raw fish at him when he comes on. Now that would be funny.

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:33 pm
by Burnley Shrimp
Harry wrote:Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
- Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
- Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
- Anytime anyone mentions United missing Ronaldo or Tevez:- 1 shot of Portuguese / Argie Firewater.
- Any talk of Man City 'buying the title':- down your beer.


Was Dawzi playing it on Friday? ;)

Re: Kamara - football genius

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:11 pm
by morecambe mick
In that clip it looks like Kamara forgot to put his shirt on but put his tie on :lol: :lol: