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OR THIS

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or this

Yes, I did.
Just wish I hadn't now

Me too

So i will lighten up this post with a gag.

What does a Lancaster Marsh bird use for protection

go on then.....

her brother ?

What's worse than a dog chewing your shoe?
A Killer whale chewing your trainer!

After 30 years of marriage, bloke can't stand his wife anymore.
Phones hitman, hitman says,"No problem, one clean shot just under her left breast should do
the trick"
Guy says, "F@!K Off" " I want her dead, not just kneecapping!"

All above jokes supplied by North Standers.

A Killer whale chewing your trainer!

I saw that trainer, she was good !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy wrote:

A Killer whale chewing your trainer!

I saw that trainer, she was good !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats what the whale said after it burped!

Nice one curly

my answer was a bus shelter, but that would might be difficult as the marshians seem to burn them down on a regular basis
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