Shrimpsvoices

Officers were called to his Aberdeen flat in the early hours when his girlfriend complained he was drunk.

They must have too many Police up there if they respond to calls like this.

Why was the WPC sat down anyway?

Is he a part time male stripper? Perhaps he thought he was at a fancy dress party

A police spokesman said: "This was a distasteful experience for the officer."

you were right, it made me laugh. especially the part where the wpc is "forced to take evasive action".

What a plonker

If she's sat on a settee and he's stood up - just how far forward was she leaning!

scar wrote:If she's sat on a settee and he's stood up - just how far forward was she leaning!

Indeed.

Definitely more to this than meets the (japs) eye.