Morecambe Player.

[Aspers]

Now then M.P.
Judging by my Schedule I have a function in which I have to present something or other prize in Newcastle about 2.5 hours from Sydney.
My leave time is 10.30pm, I always stop for a flirt and cup of coffee with Thirsty Kirsty at the Caltex on the F3.
I reckon I should be arriving at casa Aspers by appx 1.30 ish.
Just in time to pour myself some supper change into my P.J's and log into the chatroom and on M.P.

[ockers]

Derek and myself tomorro wfrom 255pm
live from Christie Park
send your name checks in aspers
last weekend we got Prince William and katie price into the commentary

[Mark S]

This week it should be Captain Birdseye Fish Fingers and Michael Jackson please.

[ockers]

This week it should be Captain Birdseye Fish Fingers and Michael Jackson please.

ahoy.... will do captain
im hoping the words mullin jevons bentley and hackney and the numbers 4 0 will be appropriate today

[heysham_mfc]

sat here watching Sydney v wellington on the box

[Aspers]

Made a mistake I'm in Newcastle next week!!.
Forget my balls if they weren't in a sack!