Shrimpsvoices

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up
> and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The
> big guy
> sees the
> little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet
> tall, 350
> pounds,
> 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'
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> The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big
> guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
> guy
> says:
> 'What's wrong with you?'
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> In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did
> you say to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your curious
> look and
> figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
> everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
> 350
> pounds, I have
> a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and
> my name
> is
> Turner Brown.'
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> The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I
> thought you said,
> 'Turn around'.
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