Shrimpsvoices

edit... first post, you could have saved the half hour it took to type that introduction and just said "I'm an attention seeking numpty" so we'd know to ignore you. There may be a 'post two' but touch and go if you get to three.

oh dear... they were very valid points i made.

im not attention seeking.. im here because its hilarious on here.

Because of you, obviously!

Oh, I thought it was a post where we had write jokes!

I was trying to think of a clean joke

You've saved me the bother

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

What did the grape say when somebody stepped on it?








Nothing, it just gave out a little wine !

Courtesy of my 9 year old.

The owner of our local cinema has just died.

The funeral will be on Tuesday at 1:30, 4:00, 6:45 and with subtitles at 8:00.

After the service, popcorn, cola and ices will be served!







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I'm 'ere all week!

At risk of being accused of hijacking a thread...

...people often come up to me and say - "What the f**k are you doing in my shed?"

What do you call a fat chimney sweep?
Lily Allen

just driving my new toyata prius.chat later..cant stop.................

good one, just posted it on a Barnsley message board