Shrimpsvoices

I've a spare room if she wants to try out the area first



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... S&ATTR=USA

I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

I'm sure that Arnside Red and myself, plus not forgetting the Milnthorpe and fellow Storth SVs would be more than delighted to give her a 'hands-on' guided tour of the area.

Heysham_Shrimp wrote:I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

I think they're getting their glam-rock bands mixed up.... it's MUD who lives in Morecambe Bay!!!

Heysham_Shrimp wrote:I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

Written by.... awest@the-sun

I know someone who used to date her.

Aspers wrote:I know someone who used to date her.

He used to cut through her boobs and count the rings, to see how old she was?

she needs to come in and see me, I'll put her on my mailing list, give her accompanied viewings and................

Hummm ....

I can see the celeb statue now, obviously near the new Coastguard Station, where the jugs hut used to be.

Maybe a photoshoot could be arranged at the Eric statue along with Mrs Haining...???

It's good to see local papers keeping abreast of the real news. The thought of her living in Bare fills me with dread - all the media attention. And she's rubbish - yes she does have her knockers you know!

i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about

shrimpnsave wrote:i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother???

There is a link to the story in the original post.

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother???

yes please

you are a true and kind gentleman

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... Once upon a time, Pammy Anderson said she liked the seaside in England. The Sun realising they could get a pun in the headline, decided she was heading to Morecambe.

And they both lived happily ever-after

Keith wrote:

shrimpnsave wrote:i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother???

There is a link to the story in the original post.

couldnt see the link for my fixation on the boobs