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I am getting married next week and am alergic to luther van dross, can anyone tell me how to break it to the wedding day DJ without upsetting Him , who i am told is a big fan of the leather sleeved cardigan wearing lothario, AM I TOO LATE


this is a song thread btw

It's a toughie but I'd recommend kidnapping all his family, then texting him that if he wants
to ever see them again, not to play any Lex Luther Van Dross.
If it doesn't work out, i'm sure i could visit you once a month, for the first six months.
If your best man needs to get the attention of your guests after dinner,
just get him to yell out Fornication! as silence descends, he can then say,
"For an occasion like this, we must all raise our glasses in thanks to......"
All the best

mrpotatohead wrote:I am getting married next week and am alergic to luther van dross, can anyone tell me how to break it to the wedding day DJ without upsetting Him , who i am told is a big fan of the leather sleeved cardigan wearing lothario, AM I TOO LATE


this is a song thread btw

I suggest you cancel the wedding and just live in sin....that way you'll upset the DJ...'no play, no pay'....your in-laws that were will think you an out and out bast***(confirmation )....your friend(s) can make use of a totally useless wedding present and your own family will see you for what you are.......

whoever is organising your dj
the missus i suspect. just set a price and soem guidelines
middsim sure would tell yout that
i did one a couple of years ago and it worked a treat
no luther vandross either suprising given im a soulie
its about covering all bases ro everyone there
anyway by the time youve salsad to copacabana you wont really care
hope you have a great day with or without luther