Shrimpsvoices

I am bored, so i am starting one of my stupid poinless compos, classic one liners, i will post my classic one liner below, and we are off!!



" your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead "

come on occupants of another planet, do we have any fans with any germ of slight wit

88 peeeple lucked in the furst our incloodi8n...........

I'll have some of whatever you're on!

mrpotatohead wrote:I am bored, so i am starting one of my stupid poinless compos, classic one liners, i will post my classic one liner below, and we are off!!



" your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead "

" your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead "

Classic Half Man Half Biscuit

How about,
What do you want to be when you grow up?
"A lollipop man, you don't start work til your sixty five!"

First we copy Man Utd songs by the dozen and now we're copying whole threads off the Carlisle Utd messageboard while it's still live http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tn ... 2123150882, which is superb by the way. Come on let's have some originality!

P.S. The new Half Man Half Biscuit album is OK but when it called CSI:Ambleside you buy it anyway.

is this a private joke or can anyone join in

What do you want to be when you grow up?
"A lollipop man, you don't start work til your sixty five!

I think you`ll find technically thats a "two liner".

How about the referees assistant hes a one liner !!!!

The funny thing about common sense is that it ain't so common

One from Jimmy Carr:

"In the northern hemisphere january is the coldest month of the year. If you were in Australia in January however..... you'd be surrounded by c***s."

Rafa Benitez's english is ok. His writing's good but he struggles with Reading!!!!!!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

why is it, if you start screaming in a library, they throw you out but if you do it on an aeroplane, everyone joins in?

why is it that there is so much apathy in the wo...

Why is there an S in lisp?

From this week's Lancaster Guardian...

"There's no place for a tattooist in Carnforth!"

Classic.

Ever got halfway through eating a horse and realised you weren't as hungry as you first thought?

why is abbreviation such a long word?

and

why is dyslexic so difficult to spell?

I resemble that remark................