prem manager in brothel

prem manager in brothel

Postby mrpotatohead » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:31 pm

How to Tell Which Manager Was In The Brothel

- If he paid for an hour but wanted 65 minutes, it was Sir Alex Ferguson.

- If he paid the money but refused to pay the VAT, it was ‘Arry Redknapp.

- If the girl got undressed but he didn’t see it? It was Arsene Wenger.

- If he paid a huge sum of money but didn’t last long? It was Mark Hughes.

- If he got it up, but couldn’t stay up, it was Mick McCarthy.

- If he failed but insisted that next time will be good, it was Rafa Benitez.

- If he was amazing one minute and dreadful the next, it was Roberto Martinez.

- If he took the cheapest one and claimed he got value for money, it was David Moyes
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Re: prem manager in brothel

Postby Curly » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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