Christmas swap-shop

What delights have your loved ones dumped on you that might perhaps deserve a better, or more appropriate home?
And is there owt that you never got (remember minors tune-in!) that you dropped the hint about, but it never appeared?
What's the most useless thing you got?
It can go on can't it? Unlike my bottle of Finest Reserve Port, which is disappearing quicker than the Mekong flows.
And is there owt that you never got (remember minors tune-in!) that you dropped the hint about, but it never appeared?
What's the most useless thing you got?
It can go on can't it? Unlike my bottle of Finest Reserve Port, which is disappearing quicker than the Mekong flows.