in these days of economic misery, i was feeling a bit down tonight, so i decided to lower my fat sweaty carcass into a buble bath , i put on my michael bubbly cassette, sat back, ripped open my ginsters pie, and a miracle happened, the scum and soap at the tap end formed the face of danny carlton, i shouted, bitch, bring up the instamatic, and then dropped my corned beef pasty into the water, it happened, i swear, he was there, i swear, and then my dream vansished for now, like grounds in my coffee, do any other shrimps voices have miracles to report that they have managed to record

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.