Shrimpsvoices

Anyone looking to upgrade to the latest 2010 version when it is released on Sept 11 may be interested in this:-

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=1844707

Not really a lover of Championship Manager but I did follow the link and got myself two free tickets for Grand Designs live at the NEC B/Ham (saving £26) so thanks Brian

PMSL

How the hell do you do "Grand Designs" live?
Do they erect a huge birch shingled greenhouse live at the NEC? whilst everyone stands
around in hard hats, muttering "yes, it is contemporary,but still retains the true spirit of a Yorkshire mill town slum".
"Farquhar & Doreen have put their souls into this project, and I think they've acheived the very pinnacle of excellence with this build. A fusion of Baroque and neo-classical themes
have produced one of the finest sheepsheds in the country".
"We did lament the lovely view we've destroyed", whined Doreen, "But I got the chance to squelch around a muddy site in Prada wellies showing my obscene wealth to anyone who'd channel surfed during one of the breaks in the Jeremy Kyle show".
Then comes the inevitable....
"Well, Yes, We did come in slightly eight million pounds over budget", crows Farquhar,"But we felt a duty to the ruin, and couldn't skimp on the ebony sawdust composting toilet......."

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Curly wrote:PMSL

How the hell do you do "Grand Designs" live?
Do they erect a huge birch shingled greenhouse live at the NEC? whilst everyone stands
around in hard hats, muttering "yes, it is contemporary,but still retains the true spirit of a Yorkshire mill town slum".
"Farquhar & Doreen have put their souls into this project, and I think they've acheived the very pinnacle of excellence with this build. A fusion of Baroque and neo-classical themes
have produced one of the finest sheepsheds in the country".
"We did lament the lovely view we've destroyed", whined Doreen, "But I got the chance to squelch around a muddy site in Prada wellies showing my obscene wealth to anyone who'd channel surfed during one of the breaks in the Jeremy Kyle show".
Then comes the inevitable....
"Well, Yes, We did come in slightly eight million pounds over budget", crows Farquhar,"But we felt a duty to the ruin, and couldn't skimp on the ebony sawdust composting toilet......."

Kick Property Porn Out Of TV, Now!

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Oh Curly, I'll subscribe to the campaign, regularly and generously, just for the whiff of your monthly newsletter.

Best surreal post in ages! top stuff!

Top, top thread hijacking there

Going back to the original post, don't bother, it's rubbish. Football Manager 2010 is where it's at... (not that I'm biased at all)

Thanks lads, glad to have given a little humour to your day.
Sorry Brian C for hijacking your thread but that Grand Designs is god awful and i couldn't
resist
No offence intended Mr Nobbyshrimp

No offence taken Curly. Trust me, I've been insulted by professionals so I didn't even give this a second thought and anyway, I found it quite funny myself Everyone to there own and I didn't actually say I was going, only that I got tickets