'A wedge of cheese launched into the upper atmosphere has returned to Earth and been taken into Police custody'

I swear thats what it said. I waited until it came around again to make sure I wasnt hallucinating and got a witness (The wife) to validate what I was seeing. I can find no trace of any cheese related altitude frolics on the BBC website (In fact I felt a bit daft typing it into the search bar). Did anyone else see this?
