Shrimpsvoices

seeing as nobody liked my other ones here is some more?

1)This is 29 Acacia Road...
And this is Darren - the footballer who leads an amazing double life...
For when Darren eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs...
Darren is Bananaman! Ever alert for the call to action!



2)He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Darren Moss
Darren Moss
DARREN MOSS
He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Darren Moss
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Darren Moss
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Darren Moss
Darren Moss
DARREN MOSS



3)Christie Park, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious
vampire ducks - The Counts of Moss.
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means
of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in
the eighth house of Aquarius.
(Blood!) (I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
(Oooh!) ]

In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
Darren Moss!

He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
Darren Moss!

If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
Come and find the one they call...
Darren Moss!

Heh, heh. Darren Moss!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Darren had a pigeon
a pigeon
a pigeon
Darren had a pigeon
a pigeon
a pigeon he had
It flew in the morning it flew in the night
and when it came back it was covered in….
Darren had a pigeon etc etc

Continue for say half an hour?

oh my god!!! i found it the prefect one

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO Darren!

With your powers combined I am Darren Moss!

Darren Moss, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Darren Moss, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Darren Moss!" (I think do thisd line)

(chanting)(we could point at the main stand here)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Darren Moss has to say


please please can we do this one? i think it has a really positive message about the environment

Is Darren Moss your dad or something?

no why?

are you my brother?

llama lover