seeing as nobody liked my other ones here is some more?
1)This is 29 Acacia Road...
And this is Darren - the footballer who leads an amazing double life...
For when Darren eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs...
Darren is Bananaman! Ever alert for the call to action!
2)He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Darren Moss
Darren Moss
DARREN MOSS
He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Darren Moss
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Darren Moss
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Darren Moss
Darren Moss
DARREN MOSS
3)Christie Park, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious
vampire ducks - The Counts of Moss.
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means
of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in
the eighth house of Aquarius.
(Blood!) (I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
(Oooh!) ]
In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
Darren Moss!
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
Darren Moss!
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
Come and find the one they call...
Darren Moss!
Heh, heh. Darren Moss!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!