Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:19 pm**

Huge apologies if this has been asked/answered elsewhere but how come Drummond, Curtis, Hunter & Wainwright are not featuring in the pre-season?

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:25 pm**

We've sold them to a travelling circus.

Injured obviously. Gary Hunter seemingly the worst of the lot. Should be some good news about some of them and, of course, Jim Bentley in the next few days I understand.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:35 pm**

Posh wrote:Injured obviously.

No need for the sarcasm!!! And thank you!

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:37 pm**

Love It wrote:
Posh wrote:Injured obviously.

No need for the sarcasm!!! And thank you!

Not been around here long I take it :!:

Sarcasm is king, mostly.

Don't take it personally.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:52 pm**

Been mainly an observer- thought it may have been worse actually!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:29 pm**

Early days...we like to break newcomers in slowly.

Welcome....I tend to be a bit of a pain in the **** but you'll learn to love me....eventually !

:lol:

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:49 pm**

Welcome....I tend to be a bit of a pain in the ****

dont undermind yourself,i have always thought you are a great and fair shrimpvoicer

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:15 pm**

shrimpnsave wrote:Welcome....I tend to be a bit of a pain in the ****

dont undermind yourself,i have always thought you are a great and fair shrimpvoicer

Feeling a bit down today.

My company has lost a couple of major accounts leading to half a dozen of us being layed off. :cry:

At 59 not much to look forward to, other than watching the lads! How sad is that?

I suppose every cloud has a silver lining. It means I can spend more time at the training ground.... :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:49 pm**

Love It wrote:
Posh wrote:Injured obviously.

No need for the sarcasm!!! And thank you!

Hello and welcome, and sorry for the sarcasm.

You were kind of asking for it though. As they hadn't been released or sold there did seem to be only one logical conclusion.

Please post more often though and you'll soon get in the swing of things.

Rules and things to be aware of* include:

1. Evelyn Archer is the Queen of Shrimpsvoices and Gnasher her footman and chief bootlicker
2. Everyone loves political threads - the more obscure and vitriolic the better
3. Ryan Heaney is the new David Beckham
4. Aspers is a gay bricklayer living in Rio de Janeiro
5. Ben is soooo mature
6. Sgt Major recommends... The George in Torrisholme
7. The word is 'lose' is spelt 'loose' as in 'you looser' or Blah Blah FC loose race for 'Blah Blah'
8. Marky No. 1 sells caravans but you would never believe it
9. Jon Newby is actually an incredibly good striker, even perhaps too good for us even though he's plummeting down the non-league pyramid
10. Drunken rants are actively encouraged

* some of which may not be true or are incredibly sarcastic

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:55 pm**

if Ryan Heaney is the new David Beckham, who is the old one?

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:59 pm**

1. Evelyn Archer is the Queen of Shrimpsvoices and Gnasher her footman and chief bootlicker

It's also a good subject to spur the council lawyers into action :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:04 pm**

Posh wrote:
Love It wrote:
Posh wrote:Injured obviously.

No need for the sarcasm!!! And thank you!

Hello and welcome, and sorry for the sarcasm.

You were kind of asking for it though. As they hadn't been released or sold there did seem to be only one logical conclusion.

Please post more often though and you'll soon get in the swing of things.

Rules and things to be aware of* include:

1. Evelyn Archer is the Queen of Shrimpsvoices and Gnasher her footman and chief bootlicker
2. Everyone loves political threads - the more obscure and vitriolic the better
3. Ryan Heaney is the new David Beckham
4. Aspers is a gay bricklayer living in Rio de Janeiro
5. Ben is soooo mature
6. Sgt Major recommends... The George in Torrisholme
7. The word is 'lose' is spelt 'loose' as in 'you looser' or Blah Blah FC loose race for 'Blah Blah'
8. Marky No. 1 sells caravans but you would never believe it
9. Jon Newby is actually an incredibly good striker, even perhaps too good for us even though he's plummeting down the non-league pyramid
10. Drunken rants are actively encouraged

* some of which may not be true or are incredibly sarcastic

what about ned :?:

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:57 pm**

Thank you for the advice

Off to The George it is then................with Negative Ned for a chat about the fabulous team that is MFC!

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:01 pm**

Posh wrote:You were kind of asking for it though. As they hadn't been released or sold there did seem to be only one logical conclusion.[/i]

Personal problems???

Okay i was asking for it reading it back- :oops:

But i did apologise in advance!!!

And as for logic- must be the blondeness

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:55 pm**

Posh wrote:
Love It wrote:
Posh wrote:Injured obviously.

No need for the sarcasm!!! And thank you!

Hello and welcome, and sorry for the sarcasm.

You were kind of asking for it though. As they hadn't been released or sold there did seem to be only one logical conclusion.

Please post more often though and you'll soon get in the swing of things.

Rules and things to be aware of* include:

1. Evelyn Archer is the Queen of Shrimpsvoices and Gnasher her footman and chief bootlicker
2. Everyone loves political threads - the more obscure and vitriolic the better
3. Ryan Heaney is the new David Beckham
4. Aspers is a gay bricklayer living in Rio de Janeiro
5. Ben is soooo mature
6. Sgt Major recommends... The George in Torrisholme
7. The word is 'lose' is spelt 'loose' as in 'you looser' or Blah Blah FC loose race for 'Blah Blah'8. Marky No. 1 sells caravans but you would never believe it
9. Jon Newby is actually an incredibly good striker, even perhaps too good for us even though he's plummeting down the non-league pyramid
10. Drunken rants are actively encouraged

* some of which may not be true or are incredibly sarcastic

How dare you call Aspers a bricklayer!

And it's 'of' instead of 'have' - as in 'I must of read it wrong' or 'At last the manager must of taken notice of Ned's comments.'

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:09 am**

Also, feel free to use apostrophe's when ever and where ever you want to, or not at all. Bonus point's for getting a response from the apostrophy police (which this would of if it wasnt so subtle)

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:46 am**

Keith wrote:Also, feel free to use apostrophe's when ever and where ever you want to, or not at all. Bonus point's for getting a response from the apostrophy police (which this would of if it wasnt so subtle)

Must not bite
Must not bite
Must not bite

I saw what you did there.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:18 am**

Fish puns are always popular.

Fin.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:57 am**

Mighty Red wrote:Fish puns are always popular.

I think we will be shrimply too good for Tranmere tonight

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