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So Mrs Aspers has been away for over 3 weeks at the World Championship of Performing Arts in Longbeach California.
I do miss her, its just the simple things like talking to her, being near her, laughing with her.
How strange that when she's here we argue and bicker and all the stuff that married couples do. When she's not here I don't really feel whole.
The bitch had better get me a good present or I'll trade her in.

Aspers wrote:So Mrs Aspers has been away for over 3 weeks at the World Championship of Performing Arts in Longbeach California.
I do miss her, its just the simple things like talking to her, being near her, laughing with her.
How strange that when she's here we argue and bicker and all the stuff that married couples do. When she's not here I don't really feel whole.
The bitch had better get me a good present or I'll trade her in.

My wife read that and looked at me (in the way that only a wife can) and said 'I'd trade you in tomorrow, but I can't afford to pay somebody to take you off my hands'.....bloody charming!

Don't worry Aspers,
I heard Arnie's taking reeeaal good care of her

As if she'd look at him.
Now if it was Brad Pitt or David Beckham