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Now where did i leave my car. I definitly left it here,where's that security guard, i want to report a theft. Does that happen to be your car Madam over there he says. Oh dear i think he's right.These Preston car parks.

halfwayliner wrote:Now where did i leave my car. I definitly left it here,where's that security guard, i want to report a theft. Does that happen to be your car Madam over there he says. Oh dear i think he's right.These Preston car parks.

Were you out in fancy dress, or do you always dress as a woman Sam at the weekends?

halfwayliner wrote:Now where did i leave my car. I definitly left it here,where's that security guard, i want to report a theft. Does that happen to be your car Madam over there he says. Oh dear i think he's right.These Preston car parks.

At least you managed to get home before midnight

God your sharp at 5.17 in the morning,but i think Marky no1s other half might be able to shed a bit of light on the subject.

halfwayliner wrote:God your sharp at 5.17 in the morning,but i think Marky no1s other half might be able to shed a bit of light on the subject.

All I saw were z zzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzzz zzzz 's coming out of the bedroom

and don't call Mick God or he will get a complex

What another one

halfwayliner wrote:What another one

What are you trying to say like?