Why we need the season to start ASAP

[Lloydie]

I can reveal that today the P/T Indie is in the audience at .......... Loose Women !!!


We need the footy back so we can 'de-gay' him

[Amnesia]

I think it's too late. It's so sad.

I hear he's on the Jeremy Kyle show next week...........in the audience, not a guest

[morecambe mick]

I think it's too late. It's so sad.

I hear he's on the Jeremy Kyle show next week...........in the audience, not a guest

That's rich coming from you, he who was seen picking daisies on Sunny slopes last week.

[P/T Indie]

I was checking up on some of Aspers talent

My word one lass at a show I saw while I have been away comes from Brent Studios and I have never seen a pair of legs like it Aspers was a lucky lad if he was teaching her

[Lloydie]

Think we should make him skull at least 8 pints of ale at the Burnley game on Tues !!