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THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:40 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
As a keen football fan approaching the early stages of middle age, it alarms me sometimes that alot of younger fans (not all female) do not understand the rules of footyball, so i am starting my new feature

THE RULES :!: :!: (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED)

I will start the ball rolling with a question about the FA rules, the first person to answer it can then post a question he, sorry i mean themselves can go ahead and post after the person posing the question has confirmed the answer is correct before the next one is posted!!

THE RULES :!: :!: (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED) WILL PROVIDE INFO THE FUN WAY :lol: :lol:

OK i will get the ball rolling!!

what action should the referee take if, at the taking of a penalty kick, the ball srikes the post or crossbar and bursts :?: :?:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:42 pm
by james456
Are the questions being asked in a quiz style or are they actual questions people want answered?

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:43 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
entirely up to the person posing the question

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:46 pm
by bill ding
He should go to the club officials and ask why they are using inflatable goalposts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:48 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
He should go to the club officials and ask why they are using inflatable goalposts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Please do not mock THE RULES :!: :!: (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED)

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:51 pm
by bill ding
oops sorry , other than previous answer i have not a clue but am interested to see the answer

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:00 pm
by outsider
change the ball and continue you with play.

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:05 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
Partially right but i cannot give it unless you tell us HOW :?: he restarts the game

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:06 pm
by james456
The kick is retaken?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:09 pm
by outsider
if the ball went out behind the goal, with a goal kick, if it stayed in play with a drop ball. (hopefully contested, as uncontested drop balls are the bain of my like )

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:12 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
Outsider, well done, the first winner on, THE RULES (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED),

POSE YOR QUESTION BUCKO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:24 pm
by outsider
What happens if a Referee books the same player 3 times in a game? ;)

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm
by Number 1
outsider wrote:What happens if a Referee books the same player 3 times in a game? ;)


He writes a book and dines out on it for the rest of his life.

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm
by outsider
correct over to you

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:39 pm
by Number 1
A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:42 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
Nice one outsider. I think as the first winner of the quiz you have conducted yourself with great credit, this feaure is going to be great :!: :!: :!:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:43 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
IF ITS CHELSEA....NONE :?: :?: :?:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:46 pm
by Number 1
PUNKISDEAD wrote:IF ITS CHELSEA....NONE :?: :?: :?:


Nearly, but no.

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:51 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
NOTHING. :lol: :lol: :lol: UNLESS YOU ARE A MINNOW OF A TEAM LIKE MAN UTD, WHO UNLIKE THEIR RICH NAY BORES CANNOT BUY THEIR WAY OUT OF TROUBLE


COME ON BURNLEY :!: :!: :!:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:02 pm
by james456
Number 1 wrote:A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?



A) Bugger all

B) Bugger all

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:20 pm
by Number 1
james456 wrote:
Number 1 wrote:A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?



A) Bugger all

B) Bugger all


Almost but not quite

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:31 pm
by james456
A) Reports it to the FA

B) ...Bugger all

If thats not it, I give up.

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:19 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
As inventor of this genius thread , i reserve the right to change the rules as i see fit, if the question is not answered in 12 hours i will resume control of the thread with a new question, all you have to do is play the game, come on guys, this game rocks, get into it, it has been getting a lot of hits, so dive in :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:23 pm
by Keith
PUNKISDEAD wrote:As a keen football fan approaching the early stages of middle age, it alarms me sometimes that alot of younger fans (not all female) do not understand the rules of footyball


tsk! And how many "rules" of footyball are there??? :roll: Answer: There are NO RULES OF FOOTYBALL!!! We have LAWS in the beautiful game. Give him hell girls :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hoisted with your own petard sir! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:31 pm
by PUNKISDEAD
Soz keith, like yourself, I am fully aware there are called laws rather than rules, but this can be discussed on another thread,my game looks like fun and can only enhance our board, So leave it be if you do not want to play :lol: :lol: :lol: