Missing

[burple]

Missing - one Orange. Last seen dissapearing out of my car window as I turned the corner onto Oxcliff Road from that one that leads away from where the new ground is (dunno it's name)

This is Orange belongs to the players so it's essential it's found

many thanks

[shrimp23]

Westcliffe Dr?

[Moose]

Was it you that put the posters up on the lamp posts? I have some bad news I'm afraid, pretty sure I saw it lying in a hedge. If it makes you feel any better, it didn't look to have a mark on it.
Very sad.

[burple]

yeah that'd be the one... i'll nip along that way tonight and see if it's still there. Thanks very much



maybe instead of holding shoes up we could hold oranges aloft at the first game of the season?

orange up if you love Morecambe
orange up if you love Morecambe

[outsider]

is this it?

[ezz]

Missing - one Orange. Last seen dissapearing out of my car window as I turned the corner onto Oxcliff Road from that one that leads away from where the new ground is (dunno it's name)

This is Orange belongs to the players so it's essential it's found

many thanks

FOUND- One massive plum ^^^^^

[burple]

that is so helpful - NOT

[heysham_mfc]

yeah that'd be the one... i'll nip along that way tonight and see if it's still there. Thanks very much



maybe instead of holding shoes up we could hold oranges aloft at the first game of the season?

orange up if you love Morecambe
orange up if you love Morecambe

I don'[t kile oranges could I bring a pear

[burple]

I guess any fruit would work...

only females allowed to hold melons up though

[Christies Child]

I haven't used my crossbow for some time now. Mayde 'burple' would care to put an apple of his head'.....??????

[heysham_mfc]

if we asked the club maybe we could have a collection in the shop where people can donate any unwanted fruit

[burple]

hey I was on your side... i was being helpful

snot my fault the orange wasn't wearing a seatbelt

[matty]

PM Shrimper - he'll put this in the paper! Just don't offer chocolate as a reward!

[halfwayliner]

Was that the one stopped at the side of the road (it must have run out of juice).toodle pip.

[Mighty Red]

If you've got an orange ...........

..... all you need ....................

...................... is .................

.................................................. half a dozen bottles of water ......................................

and you've got ............................

........... you're very own game of skittles.

Don't know where you'd get the water though. Somewhere cheap would be nice.

Somewhere like Aldi.

[james456]

Have you contacted the authorities?

[heysham_mfc]

If you've got an orange ...........

..... all you need ....................

...................... is .................

.................................................. half a dozen bottles of water ......................................

and you've got ............................

........... you're very own game of skittles.

Don't know where you'd get the water though. Somewhere cheap would be nice.

Somewhere like Aldi.

in my house we have got these things called taps all you have to do is turn them and water comes out

[bill ding]

Missing - one Orange. Last seen dissapearing out of my car window as I turned the corner onto Oxcliff Road from that one that leads away from where the new ground is (dunno it's name)

This is Orange belongs to the players so it's essential it's found

many thanks

Fingers crossed you find the orange Burps.
I have 3 tangerines, half a dozen plums and a bunch of grapes ( the latter the doctor asures me will clear up as long as i keep applying the cream ! )but you are welcome to them , it may just get you through this sad loss

[Keith]

half a dozen plums and a bunch of grapes ( the latter the doctor asures me will clear up as long as i keep applying the cream ! )

Forget the latter, what about the former??? Most of us on here only have two plums and the rest have none at all. Might take more than just cream to clear that up!

[burple]

I'm having a bit of a tough time of it at the moment to be honest...

Nobody knows where my Orange has gone
But the banana left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine


Touching someone elses fruit right now would be just wrong but thanks for the offer bill ding. CC if the focus point for the fruit collection

[bill ding]

I'm having a bit of a tough time of it at the moment to be honest...

Nobody knows where my Orange has gone
But the banana left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine


Touching someone elses fruit right now would be just wrong but thanks for the offer bill ding. CC if the focus point for the fruit collection

No problem
Just a thought if you send them lyrics to sir Bob Geldof, he could turn that into a charity record and call it "ORANGE AID".

[heysham_mfc]

you should get in touch with sky they mign do a feature on SSN

[Gnasher]

CC if the focus point for the fruit collection

Tomato's are fruit. Who did you say we've to focus on with them?