Shrimpsvoices

With the lads back into pre-season training today, I'm sure they are aware of the need to take on as much fluids as possible during their sessions in this heat wave.

If anybody is prepared to spare £1 get down to Aldi and buy 4 bottles of water and give it to the team as they prepare for the season ahead. I'm sure that all contributions would be most welcome.

I'll start it off by buying 20 bottles, which will last less than a day!

Do we know where the lads are training this week.

buy a player a bottle of water and he'll drink for an hour... but for just £2 we can buy him a map and he'll find his own way to the shop and get his own water.


Is this serious do they not have water provided for them? I could bring a couple of oranges?

I'll contribute some kits kats. Some one can bring a rug and we'll all have a picnic.

don't they have a tap nearby?

Keith wrote:don't they have a tap nearby?

oh here comes Mr Sensible... tish

do I still need to bring my orange?

12p for 2 litre bottles at tescos

burple wrote:

Keith wrote:don't they have a tap nearby?

oh here comes Mr Sensible... tish

do I still need to bring my orange?

With the lads back into pre-season training today, I'm sure they are aware of the need to take on as much fluids as possible during their sessions in this heat wave.

If anybody is prepared to spare £1 get down to Aldi and buy 4 bottles of water and give it to the team as they prepare for the season ahead. I'm sure that all contributions would be most welcome.

I'll start it off by buying 20 bottles, which will last less than a day!



I get pretty thirsty doing my job, and am probably paid less than most of the pro footballers, if anyone is passing morecambe road this morning giving away bottled water i will gladly accept

You tight sods!

Christies Child wrote:You tight sods!

I don't think so - I buy my season ticket, program etc. I don't feel I need to subsidise drinks in training. If others want to, that's their lookout.

Christies Child wrote:You tight sods!

I will bring my suncream too what time we meeting?


Burple (Morecambe FC's Official Suncream Applier and Orange Supplier)
M.F.C.O.S.A.O.S.

You must be keen c.c.going down 24 hours early to make sure there is plenty of water for them starting back tomorrow.Make sure Sammys is kept cool hes not back till friday.

Or they could take their own water?

Who's supplying toothpaste?

Is this an official appeal for water? Haven't they paid the water rates?

If it's still hot & dry on the 11th, do we all have to drink plenty in the morning then turn up early to p!ss on the pitch?

Shrimper will get a good headline out of that one

MFC takes the p!ss out of Shrimpsvoices

FFS you lot.....

A simple request for some fans to buy water for the lads as a gesture of goodwill and I get all this f****** crap thrown at me. However I'm used to that by now from certain sections!!!

Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

don't let the bastards grind you down...

I'll meet you there with my orange, we'll know we did our bit


I did have two oranges but I ate one

it have 2 bottles of water in my kitchen that have been here for about 3 months I could bring them

You could stretch it to some lucozade you tight get !

where are the team training this week

Let em buy there own

Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

Have you thought how it makes the club look to other league teams that read this forum? The fans have to take bottled water to the training sessions? FFS!

Gnasher wrote:Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

Have you thought how it makes the club look to other league teams that read this forum? The fans have to take bottled water to the training sessions? FFS!

oi don't forget my orange!

burple wrote:

Gnasher wrote:Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

Have you thought how it makes the club look to other league teams that read this forum? The fans have to take bottled water to the training sessions? FFS!

oi don't forget my orange!