Shrimpsvoices

The article says nothing about problems at any UK resort but just look at the web address below (apart from the spelling obviously).

http://www.greenbang.com/3990/just-dont ... -morcambe/

I spend a lot of time researching business opportunities for my company on the web, but it always amazes me how some are able to find the most obscure items.

Another gem from Posh.

You can't beat Pen Island. www.penisland.net


"We understand that some people don't have the time to design their own pens, and for those people we offer our pre-designed line of pens. Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

Oh the irony!!!!

My personal favourite is Powergen's Italian operations website www.powergenitalia.com.

Both decent but, for me, this is the pinnacle. http://www.therapistfinder.com

If you're thinking of giving something to one of the ladies of the night, what about www.whorepresents.com ?

Or maybe you want to see entertainment agents?

I work in newspapers and us reps occasionally have a laugh at the "setter" expense - one case in point was when a tall narrow advert was to be put in the whats on section of the paper but the way the setters had broken the words made the advert read:

HYPNO
THE
RAPIST

Tues
8pm

etc etc