Just got back- well not really.........

[sgt major]

.............. in fact we have been sat in the York for an hour.

The thoughts of the Morecambe Indies.......

Morecambe Mick - Good to see Bare Ben get kicked out for smoking

Big Red Dog - Mathematicaly, we are staying up - mission accomplished. Next mission, over to you Sammy! Ben is a tw*t

Halfway liner - I thought my driving was great getting the boys there, however, Morecambe Mick's music was pants. Ben is still a tw*t

Joker 58 - Mick was even more lucky not to get kicked out, also I didnt know Morecmabe suffers from interbreeding looking at some of our fans today. Ben is an even bigger tw*t.

Sgt Major - I'm going to batter that tw*t

Bare Ben - I have nothing else to say other than I am a tw*t.

Peter two scarfs (Just joined us from the Sardines) - A point would have been acceptable before the game gentlemen, by the way who is Bare Ben???

Roll on Darlington for your next installment from the returning Indies