So, guess who arranged to meet with friends over the Christmas period?
So, guess who even booked a restaurant for a meal together?
So, guess who never even thought about fixtures being on Sunday?
So, guess who will be sat, eating dinner with friends, trying to be sociable tomorrow afternoon, while attempting to keep up to date with Morecambe's game?
B'ah-Bloody-Humbug!
(What do people do on Saturdays?)