Get well soon...

[Posh]

...Aspers.

Apparently an échappé sauté he was doing went horribly wrong and they had to remove his Desmond from colon level up his derriere.

Or something like that. He's just out of hospital and is fine.

[Aspers]

Anyone who's had a Hernia op will understand.
Panadeine Forte are the Bollox.
Yours in space,
Aspers.

[shrimper]

[quote="Aspers"]
Panadeine Forte are the Bollox.
quote]

'Are' or 'for' ?