Seen it all before

[ezz]

The Shrimps incredible winning steak 2009 takes them all the way to the play-offs on the last day of the season.
After defeating rochdale in the semi finals Morecambe fans out-numbering Bradford fans at Wembley, (Morecambes second home) a last minute Danny Adams thundering volley deflects off Bentleys knee and rolls slowly and agonisngly into the corner of the net crushing Bradford fans deams of taking the shrimps into extra time.
Shrimps fans go crazy and celebrate their everlasting unbeaten record at Wembley...new or old and party into the night.
1 Year later Morecambe at the bottom of league look set to return to league 2 after a FA cup run that saw them knock out Chelsea and reach the quatre finals.

[marky No.1]

The Shrimps incredible winning steak 2009

Sounds really tasty that - can I have mine with chips please

[Martin]

The Shrimps incredible winning steak 2009

Sounds really tasty that - can I have mine with chips please

We used to be renowned for our pies.... looks like we've gone upmarket

[marky No.1]

This ain't just any old food this is M.F.C. food

[ezz]

Best Pies, best shrimp and best steak. No wonder they want a new stadium, hopefully it'l include a 5 star restaurant

[Keith]

The Shrimps incredible winning steak 2009

Sounds really tasty that - can I have mine with chips please

That would be a rare event! We wouldn't be blue!

[Mark S]

The Shrimps incredible winning steak 2009

Sounds really tasty that - can I have mine with chips please

That would be a rare event! We wouldn't be blue!

If there's ever a gap for a crap joke, we can always rely on you to Fillet. Well done.

[Moose]

Well done.. ezz! Like it. I must admit though, my first thought was how dairy start a topic without reading through properly and although I do feel we should be moooving on to more serious topics, give yourself a pat on the back.

[ezz]

I hope we dont MEAT in the next few days, the tension would be unRAREable

[Curly]

Enough now, you silly BURGERS

[Keith]

If there's ever a gap for a crap joke, we can always rely on you to Fillet. Well done.

I can see I'll have to keep my [rib] eye on you! Anyway, I think this thread has had its chips, you lot just keep taking the peas