Shrimpsvoices

So apparently my internet service provider will disconnect me in 24-48 hours as they have been trying to get hold of me
scam me thinks
Makes a change from my “Amazon Prime account will be disconnected for unpaid account “
And I don’t have Amazon Prime

Just so annoying

And I've bought iPhone 7 and 11 this week from Amazon. The internet provider ones I've been getting for ages. Not got my £7,500 tax refund yet, but didn't click the link.

Phil Anderer wrote:And I've bought iPhone 7 and 11 this week from Amazon. The internet provider ones I've been getting for ages. Not got my £7,500 tax refund yet, but didn't click the link.

That’s obviously why you didn’t get your refund, how do you expect them to refund you if they haven’t got your bank details? sheesh

Disclaimer. This was a joke, as Phil said DON’T CLICK THE LINK.

Still waiting for my money from along lost relation who needs my details so that they can me send the cash as I’m the only relative left,hope my brother doesn’t read this he’ll be well miffed

glagys wrote:Still waiting for my money from along lost relation who needs my details so that they can me send the cash as I’m the only relative left,hope my brother doesn’t read this he’ll be well miffed

Don't worry, I'll bail you out once my money for helping a Nigerian prince clears. I'm thinking of buying a League Two club.

Keith wrote:

glagys wrote:Still waiting for my money from along lost relation who needs my details so that they can me send the cash as I’m the only relative left,hope my brother doesn’t read this he’ll be well miffed

Don't worry, I'll bail you out once my money for helping a Nigerian prince clears. I'm thinking of buying a League Two club.

It’s funny you say that, because I’ve just received an email from a Brazilian long-lost cousin currently living in the Middle East that is also interested in buying a League Two club. Apparently, though, he tried in 2016 but it didn’t work out.

RapidShrimp wrote:It’s funny you say that, because I’ve just received an email from a Brazilian long-lost cousin currently living in the Middle East that is also interested in buying a League Two club. Apparently, though, he tried in 2016 but it didn’t work out.

I tried to work that in to my comment but decided it was too soon!

Another i received today, voice msg from hmrc to press 1 to speak to one of our agents, if you don’t the the arrest warrant will be issued to you and you will shortly be arrested

glagys wrote:Another i received today, voice msg from hmrc to press 1 to speak to one of our agents, if you don’t the the arrest warrant will be issued to you and you will shortly be arrested

So I take it you've been arrested

Not yet still waiting the knock on the door

I've ordered 4 iPhone 11s from Amazon in the last fortnight - none has arrived yet though

And so it goes on
Email from eBay telling me my card that expired end of Feb last year is about to expire end of January this year
Phew good job they told me