He’s magic you knooooow...

[shrimperteer]

..it’s time for Derek Bingoooooo.

Not the man himself but the usual suspects on here. 10 points for each, or maybe 7.

Can concentrate on the league now, glad we’re out.

It’s because no fans are there. We’d have battered them with the 12th man.

The red card (at 0-4) really turned the game.

We got some money, teams that can’t enter the League Cup didn’t.

We’ll win when he gets his own players in and not the rubbish he inherited (oh wait, forget that one)

The goal rate is actually just 0-1, I don’t know what everyone is worried about. This 7-0 score line is just a government lie to keep us controlled.

Newcastle really are the Brazil of the Premier League, they’re only just carrying on where they left off with their stunning performance against Brighton.

[HALMA 1983]

Expectations rise like the tide but it's a seaside town after all