Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:44 pm**

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(For the record, he is not being escorted out of the ground nor is he being arrested. They were having a laugh as they walked round to the covered area)

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:48 pm**

come on Frank, this is shameless behaviour!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:52 pm**

No officer - you have got it wrong! - Im not a player - honestly I didn't play last night - you can't arrest me for stealing a living!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:55 pm**

We want to be together :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:01 pm**

I paid for that hat

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:34 pm**

Persian wife smuggling method number 51...

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:46 pm**

'I'll give you a fiver and get us to throw the match if you put a roof on the away end'

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:59 pm**

Joel Ninety wrote:Persian wife smuggling method number 51...

The winner so far for me.

My effort.

It feels like twins dear, if only our team could show the same movement on the pitch we'd beat Accy easy!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:05 pm**

please, please, please throw me out this time...........

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:05 pm**

Ben...Look ossifer YOU might know the "Dashing White Sargent" but I am not that way inclined.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:20 pm**

Unable to suffer the procedings pitchside any longer Morecambe fan and officer decide to put the time to better use by honing their routine for this years strictly come dancing heats.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:15 am**

Hey officer its not illegal to be homosexual so you cant actually arrest me.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:22 am**

P.C : 'Come on sonny you've seen enough of this nonsense, best get yourself off home' it's for your own good!

Fan : 'But what about the lads'? they need my support

P.C : 'They need more than that and turning up here year after year isn't going to help! The offence is 'Timewasting' your own that is!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:51 am**

Hey mate watch where you're putting that truncheon

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:56 am**

Ben: "And i thought i had a big nose"

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:43 pm**

Quick officer get me back to the bus, I can't wait for that exciting trip home with all those miserable old farts :!:

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Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:59 pm**

Please dont let me go round there, Mick will beat me up (again)

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:00 pm**

Ben: "Your a bent copper"
PC: "And your just bent"

Spotted a similarity too.

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Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:04 pm**

Posh wrote:Ben: "Your a bent copper"
PC: "And your just bent"

Spotted a similarity too.

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Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:49 pm**

Though he'd previously received a life banning order for a shoe-throwing event at Molineux, Ben Bareness found himself able to continue watching his beloved Morecambe after his conjoined twin, Andy, landed a job as the club's 'beat Bobby'.