Oh my God... they're west Yorkshire...

[Lordy99]

My in-laws are at my gaff and I'm ready to kill them...
I've 'lost' 3/4 a bottle of good single malt whiskey and I keep getting told how to do everything!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Aal]

Sounds like you're having a good time.
Just chill mate!!

[cibasteve]

So your partner is from West Yorks then.
If so it serves you right, you should never have shacked up with him/her.