Sum up each club in a sentance

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Stolen from The Football Forum

Accrington – John Coleman Football Genius my hero when I was a kid, dirty tactics, worst ground in the league
Aldershot – Once a game was abandoned at CP due to rain and one Shots fnd had flown in from Switzerland especially, doh!, a decent bunch
Barnet – Very very nice people and we love them lots
Bournemouth – Harry Redknapp, Darren Anderton ermm that’s about it and I hope they don’t catch us in the league
Bradford – The Man Utd of league 2 think they are bigger and better than everyone else
Brentford – We were unlucky not to get a 0v0 draw against them in the FA cup when they were top of League 1 that ref was dodgy! good away day 4 pubs
Bury – There is a pub near the ground like an old mans front room, they were rubbish now they are good, please take Twiss off our wage bill.
Chester - Horrible Chairman and one day he will pull the plug on them and it will be Barrow all over again
Chesterfield – Family live there used to feel sorry for them as they were proper rubbish in league 1 even with the legend that is Steve Blatherwick but they are better now , I once saw Chester the field mouse have his head ripped off was very funny.
Dag & Red – Knocked us out of the playoffs on Pens dam them! No real thoughts otherwise
Darlington – A nice big empty ground
Exeter - Glad they made it into the league after we beat them at Wembley, should be good for an away weekend at the end of this season.
Gillingham – Neighbour comes from their and his brother runs a big nightclub apparently and I may have a great aunt that lives there, that is all.
Grimsby – The Barrow of the East Coast
Lincoln – How did they go from been in the playoffs every year to been near the bottom?
Luton – We share Eric Morecambe, that bloke off the TV is involved now and their ground has lots of windows down one side
Macclesfield – Used to think they were a great example for small teams in the conference to aspire to, they also love our manager (do you want him back)
Morecambe –2nd worst team in the league and getting worse all the time
Notts County – Best away stand in league 2 especially for the price, were once good I was watching Notts County v Watford in Division 1 on ESPN the other day
Port Vale – We beat them in the JPT they beat us in the FA cup
Rochdale – keith Hill and Dave Perkins X Morecambe, 30 years in the same league
Rotherham - went to watch Rotherham v west ham few years ago West Ham had half the England team playing and Rotherham won, strange to see where they are now, Dave Artell
Shrewsbury – Stew Drummond, fancy dress on last day of the season when they got promoted to league 2 I will never forget the fella dressed as Brian Potter
Wycombe – 2v2 draw in the FA Trophy years ago my first ever football match, Martin O’Neil legend

[Heysham_Shrimp]

are you "Negative Ned" ?

[Richard Head]

My mind must be going because i thought the Trophy match against Wycombe was 1 -1 before we lost the replay down there 2 - 0