Ramblings of a Lunatic (15 yrs and over only)
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:02 pmGreetings and welcome to Wayne's World, a scary place to be at 11.19pm Monday evening Sydney time.
The 2 week winter school holidays are upon us, I still after all these years can't get used to the cold in July and the Hot in December.
My planned sojourn into the Australian Bush has to be postponed indefinately. Speaking of Bush I once kissed Kate Bush in 1978 at 'The Place'. My good friend Stewart Avon Arnold was 1 of her dancers and Anthony Van Laast was her choreographer, I got talking to her and when I said goodbye she leaned in for 1, so I gave her 1.
Talking about Kate Bush did you know that the song Turning Japanese (I really think so) is about Masturbation, I didn't, I also wasn't aware the village people were homo's until it was too late.
I see Christiano's having an op on his foot, not going to Real, I mean what was that all about?.
Bloody newspapers, the Visitor wouldn't print any shite like that, oh no; my mate Glen ( he and I put on make up together many a time) would not allow any of those insinerations in the Vis.
Oooohh look at us we've got a new board, same as thold un, same shite, same people I mean wouldn't it be good if the board admin offered a monthly prize for the best post.
Off to the British Ballet Organisation's gala dinner at the Sydney Hilton on Thursday evening, seated at the main table and all that. Rich history has the BBO they're like my 2nd family. always fucking arguing.
No doubt I'll get pissed and try and crack on to some long forgotten but still famous ballerina, the used to call me the bad boy of ballet, well Sir Kenneth did, he and I got up to some right old shenanigins in Manchester when we were filming the 7 deadly sins. If you don't know who Sir Kenneth McMillan is; shame!.
My studio just competed in the open ballet section of a sydney dance comp,
there were 30 boys in the routine, the place went wild.
from my point of view they were very sloppy so I had them the next morning at 7.00am as punishment and rehearsed them for 2 hours.
Oz nationals coming up, titles to defend etc.
The head of the war office and the Asplets are off to Melbourne tomorrow to stay with Gay uncle Ryan, He's in WICKED the musical and it opens in Melbourne on Sat.Of course Muggins here has to stay behind to look after the shop, maybe Gay Uncle Ryan is not really Gay but just Happy and he and the Memsahib are on,. no he's got taste, I mean I haveto. (Thanks for that 1 Chubbs).
I was talking to God the other day, he's a funny bugger, I was talking about the meaning of life and whether we'd get promotion and all that, anyroads I asked him if all the things written about him in the Bible were true, he said most of them are but the vengeful stuff is a bit off, I asked him if he'd come back to Earth and play up front next to the new Celtic lad, he said he might, I said really!! he laughed and said gotcha!.
Bloody warm today for winter 20C, getting really cold overnight, down to 10C, I used to go swimming at Half Moon Bay when it was colder than that. Soft bugger I am now.
My 6 year old neice called this woman I work with a wrinkly faced old bitch, kids ey, just tell it how they see it.
Ah well time for me to go and get some sleep, I would however, before i go like to leave you with the song When your feeling glum.(Thanks Monty Python)
"When Your feeling glum,
Stick a finger up your bum,
and the world will be a hap, hap, happier place.
Oh when your feeling grotty,
stick another finger up your botty,
and a smile will appear upon your face,
Oh when your down, and feeling dead
just stick a didget where the midget fears to tread.
Oh when your feeling glum,
stick a finger up your bum, and the world (etc)
Night luvvies, don't do owt I wunt.
W.XXX
The 2 week winter school holidays are upon us, I still after all these years can't get used to the cold in July and the Hot in December.
My planned sojourn into the Australian Bush has to be postponed indefinately. Speaking of Bush I once kissed Kate Bush in 1978 at 'The Place'. My good friend Stewart Avon Arnold was 1 of her dancers and Anthony Van Laast was her choreographer, I got talking to her and when I said goodbye she leaned in for 1, so I gave her 1.
Talking about Kate Bush did you know that the song Turning Japanese (I really think so) is about Masturbation, I didn't, I also wasn't aware the village people were homo's until it was too late.
I see Christiano's having an op on his foot, not going to Real, I mean what was that all about?.
Bloody newspapers, the Visitor wouldn't print any shite like that, oh no; my mate Glen ( he and I put on make up together many a time) would not allow any of those insinerations in the Vis.
Oooohh look at us we've got a new board, same as thold un, same shite, same people I mean wouldn't it be good if the board admin offered a monthly prize for the best post.
Off to the British Ballet Organisation's gala dinner at the Sydney Hilton on Thursday evening, seated at the main table and all that. Rich history has the BBO they're like my 2nd family. always fucking arguing.
No doubt I'll get pissed and try and crack on to some long forgotten but still famous ballerina, the used to call me the bad boy of ballet, well Sir Kenneth did, he and I got up to some right old shenanigins in Manchester when we were filming the 7 deadly sins. If you don't know who Sir Kenneth McMillan is; shame!.
My studio just competed in the open ballet section of a sydney dance comp,
there were 30 boys in the routine, the place went wild.
from my point of view they were very sloppy so I had them the next morning at 7.00am as punishment and rehearsed them for 2 hours.
Oz nationals coming up, titles to defend etc.
The head of the war office and the Asplets are off to Melbourne tomorrow to stay with Gay uncle Ryan, He's in WICKED the musical and it opens in Melbourne on Sat.Of course Muggins here has to stay behind to look after the shop, maybe Gay Uncle Ryan is not really Gay but just Happy and he and the Memsahib are on,. no he's got taste, I mean I haveto. (Thanks for that 1 Chubbs).
I was talking to God the other day, he's a funny bugger, I was talking about the meaning of life and whether we'd get promotion and all that, anyroads I asked him if all the things written about him in the Bible were true, he said most of them are but the vengeful stuff is a bit off, I asked him if he'd come back to Earth and play up front next to the new Celtic lad, he said he might, I said really!! he laughed and said gotcha!.
Bloody warm today for winter 20C, getting really cold overnight, down to 10C, I used to go swimming at Half Moon Bay when it was colder than that. Soft bugger I am now.
My 6 year old neice called this woman I work with a wrinkly faced old bitch, kids ey, just tell it how they see it.
Ah well time for me to go and get some sleep, I would however, before i go like to leave you with the song When your feeling glum.(Thanks Monty Python)
"When Your feeling glum,
Stick a finger up your bum,
and the world will be a hap, hap, happier place.
Oh when your feeling grotty,
stick another finger up your botty,
and a smile will appear upon your face,
Oh when your down, and feeling dead
just stick a didget where the midget fears to tread.
Oh when your feeling glum,
stick a finger up your bum, and the world (etc)
Night luvvies, don't do owt I wunt.
W.XXX
