Shrimpsvoices

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Ceremonial "scraping of the limpets".

Slow walk out with the shirt folded like the stars and stripes at a military funeral.

Tie it to a big knobbing sky rocket firework and send it from the centre of the pitch before the first league match of the new season.

As she takes off the whole ground gets chance to wave and sing "Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye"


What's the prize?



Captain Sparkle to do the honours??

Stick it onto the MADKATS banner

I reckon we all dress up as capaldi either at home or away to oxford and sing songs about how much we love him (oh wait he might not get the irony)!!!!!!!!!! doing the huddle with a whol mbw stand of capaldi shirts!!!!!

One person halds the shirt up against Oxford and we all sing:
(To tune of I just can't get enough)
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Der,der,der,der,der,der,
der,der,der,der,der,der
der,der,der,
Oh we can't hate you enough!
Der,der,der,der,der,der,
der,der,der,der,der,der
der,der,der,
Oh we can't hate you enough!
Every since you came here , we thought that you were SCUM,
we can't hate you enough, we can't hate you enough,
what you said on Twitter, oh well that was just rude
we can't hate you enough, we can't hate you enough,
why can't you just f**k back off to Ireland, then we don't have to see you ever again!
Der,der,der,der,der,der,
der,der,der,der,der,der
der,der,der,
Oh we can't hate you enough!
Der,der,der,der,der,der,
der,der,der,der,der,der
der,der,der,
Oh we can't hate you enough!
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Soz if it bit crap, just came up with it off top of ma head

Peckishshrimp, I believe that song could be a super smash hit in the resort. You just need the right publicist and a constitution of course.

I think at the first home game we should make Duffman wear it and pelt him with rotten fruit and vegetables, possibly stale pies if there is such a thing. Then we do it all again the week after.

I want a badge!!!

RedRedWine wrote:Peckishshrimp, I believe that song could be a super smash hit in the resort. You just need the right publicist and a constitution of course.

I think at the first home game we should make Duffman wear it and pelt him with rotten fruit and vegetables, possibly stale pies if there is such a thing. Then we do it all again the week after.

I want a badge!!!

Oh im glad took me a good 5 mins to make up

make it into a kite, nail a catherine wheel to it, fly it on the beach with a few tins. however i do like the MADKATS banner idea, possibly have a photo of it put on a badge?