Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:22 am**

Stole this off the Accy Forum, but thought it could work on here.

e.g. "Paul Mullin sprinted through and scored with a twenty yard blockbuster."

How about. The PMG outsings the MBW in Jimbo's first game in charge

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 11:07 am**

Capaldi Awarded Freedom of Morecambe

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 11:28 am**

SUPERBENTLYISASTUNNERBUTNEDISFECINMENTAL

Oh lord miss interpreted the title of the thread..So this is a Possible Headline :oops:

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 11:54 am**

Lee Elam shock return to Morecambe

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:13 pm**

CHILD/CAPALDI DREAM TEAM TO MANAGE SHRIMPS :lol:

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:15 pm**

CHRISTIE PARK TO BE RE-BUILT ON SAME SITE AS SAINSBURY'S PULL OUT!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:25 pm**

Ian Monks & Ryan Zico Black in shock return for the Shrimps

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:27 pm**

Sammy Signs Up Front For Shrimps!!!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:46 pm**

HOWELL AND HOWE TO PARTNER UP FRONT FOR SHRIMPS ?

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:51 pm**

Justin Jackson score hatrick for morecambe against AFC Wimbledon

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 1:18 pm**

Morecambe 3 Accrington Stanley 0

Go on Jim prove me wrong

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 1:19 pm**

Barry Roche: 'I was a Vietnamese boat child'

Andy Fleming solves Riemann Hypothesis - world of mathematics stunned

Sammy McIlroy: 'It was my fault'

Rambo movies based on life of Rod Taylor

Member of Globe Arena gym revealed
'I've been on my own in there for nearly year now', says man

Garry Hunter's father was a pigeon

Kieran Charnock chosen as lead male in Swan Lake

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 1:20 pm**

Globe average attendance for next season 4569

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 1:59 pm**

STANLEY HOODOO CONTINUES FOR SHRIMPS

(Definitely an impossible headline next season !!!!)

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 2:17 pm**

New Mayor of Morecambe is Darren Clifford

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 2:20 pm**

Lloydie wrote:New Mayor of Morecambe is Darren Clifford

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well played sir

The Headline would actually be, Ex Morecambe player New mayor of Morecambe

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 2:23 pm**

Shrimps Fans Take Out Super-Injunction Over Alleged Affair - Can Only Be Referred to As "CC" & "RRW" For Legal Reasons

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 3:06 pm**

45 seconds with Pobble :lol:

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 4:21 pm**

"Morecambe game rescheduled due to clash with kite flying competition."

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 5:26 pm**

Bare Ben sees a full away game without being thrown out

Mods have fun

Bigreddog buys a round

RRW says sorry.....oh wait!

Ezz hates Sammy

Chris2k700087567654477 finds his snake

CC admits he starts threads on purpose to wind is up

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 8:29 pm**

Officials and Indies to merge awayday travel

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:16 pm**

Paolo Di Canio sign's a left winger.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:34 pm**

"I'M NEVER GOING TO WATCH SHRIMPS AGAIN!"
Marky no.1 fed up with everything about the club.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:49 pm**

Crooky MFC wrote:Lee Elam shock return to Morecambe

Lee Elam Leaves Morecambe Three Weeks After Shock Return

I don't think I've got the hang of this...

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:58 pm**

Drummond in bits after being dropped by Jimbo.

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